Control A Kid – Gag Novelty Remote Control “Make them do what you want!”

Control A Kid – Gag Novelty Remote Control “Make them do what you want!” Are the kids acting up? Reclaim your sanity with the ultimate (and entirely fictional) parenting tool! This Control A Kid remote is a classic gag gift designed to look like a real universal remote, but with buttons tailored for every parent’s wildest dreams. ⸻ Product Features & “Functions” A hilarious array of pretend commands to handle any childhood crisis: • Behavioral Toggles: Stop Sulking, Screaming, Tantrums, Don’t Answer Back • The “No” Zone: Smoking, Tattoos, Piercings • Productivity Commands: Tidy Room, Do Homework, Eat Greens • Politeness & Etiquette: Say Please, Say Thank You, Kiss Granny • Master Controls: Grow Up button and Energy +/- rocker • Attitude Control: Prominent red OFF button for extra-sassy days ⸻ Technical Specifications • Manufacturer: Worldwide Co (NPW) / The Talent Shed Ltd • Year: 2007 • Type: Novelty Remote Control (Gag Gift) • Material: Lightweight plastic with tactile rubberised buttons • Power Source: Powered by positive thinking (no batteries required) ⸻ Operating Instructions (Per Packaging) 1. Point remote at subject 2. Push any button 3. Hope for the best ⸻ Condition New in original blister pack with shelf wear. Packaging may show light scuffs, creasing, or edge wear from storage. Item itself remains unused. Note: This is a non-functional novelty item intended purely for humour. It does not actually control children (unfortunately). Perfect as a funny gift, stocking filler, or desk gag. Sold as seen. Same-day dispatch.